Date: 13th January 2011 at 9:22am
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FORMATION:
First off, a few oddities in King Kenny’s formation: Glen Johnson at LEFT BACK??!!! What is Glen Johnson still doing playing as a defender? I thought it was obvious now he can’t defend to save his life! Then to play him left back? I would rather have had Kelly at left back than GJ.

What in the mother of FUCK is Poulsen still doing playing for this club?? To me he did absolutely nothing constructive in central mid. Every Liverpool fan with half a brain cell knows he is not good enough to play for this club so to stick him in midfield with a non-creative Lucas was just total nonsense to me. Lucas is good but he needs a more creative player next to him, not a Juve reject!!

Where are Joe Cole, David Ngog and Ryan Babel?? Are they screwing up so badly in training that they can’t depose Poulsen, Milan and Kuyt?

If there was the slightest hint of a honeymoon period with King Kenny it’s definitely over now.

THE ARROGANCE OF BLACKPOOL:
Have we slid so far down the ladder that Blackpool players dare to do stepovers, pirouettes and backheels…at 1-1???!!!!! Really?? Really??!!! WTF?!

WHAT IS UP WITH PREMIERE LEAGUE REFS??
I know refs are human and are prone to mistakes, and I also acknowledge that hometown decisions are inevitable, but REALLY????? How many fouls did the ref let go when Liverpool players were fouled? A blatant handball in the box by a Blackpool player? “PENALTY” we shout! Nope, just a yellow card for Fernando Torres who did absolutely nothing wrong except be frustrated by an incompetent ref. He must have gone to the Webb/Ferguson School of Excellence Reffing Clinic somewhere on the L4 close to Manchester.

KENNY CAUGHT HODGSON’S DISEASE:
Early subs were needed and, as under the Hodgson era (or error-whatever you prefer), they came too late!

IF I SEE ANOTHER LONG BALL HIT BY A LIVERPOOL PLAYER I WILL NEVER AGAIN WATCH AN LFC GAME EVER UNTIL WE ARE TAKEN OVER BY A STINKING RICH SHEIK!!

Long headline I know, but it says it all.

ENGLISH SUMMER SHOULD ARRIVE NOW:
Nothing to do with King Kenny. I love and respect the man. I just want to see John Dubya and his Fenway Sports dudes do what needs to be done in the transfer market. There’s building for the future but there also needs to be immediate fixes. January is tough to plug any holes but boy do we have holes to plug. No point going for the big players if we are 17th in the table. They’ll laugh in our faces.

TIRED!! JUST TIRED!!
Of losing! Blaming coaches! Blaming players! Blaming owners! Long ball tactics! Lack of inspiration! Lack of fight! Lack of confidence! Lack of Champions League football! Stupid refs! Of Manchester United!! Just tired!!!!

All I can say now is that the King has a lot of work to do to save our season, because right now it’s going down the toilet.

POSITIVES?
Martin Kelly’s assist. Torres’ finish (and him showing a bit more passion than in previous games). LFC trying to pass the ball more instead of hoofing it.

That’s all I can think of at the mo. Too upset to type now. Can’t wait to see how the xenophobic English press will say its not Kenny Dalglish or Roy Hodgson’s fault we lost at Blackpool…its RAFA’s!!

YNWA!